TMI THURSDAY: POTTY TRAINING

As Lilu would say

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This happened when I was around 9, 10, or 11, I can't remember how old. We lived in a 2 story house back in Hazel Park. One of the bedrooms was on the first floor which we used as a toy room, filled with everything my sister and I would play with, just opposite this room was our bathroom.

Many times instead of walking upstairs to my bedroom to sleep I would just fall asleep on the couch watching T.V. On this one particular night my mom and sister tried to wake me up to take me to my bedroom. (From here it's all hear say, stuff my sister and mom informed me)
Apparently I got up and walked into the playroom where there was a doll chair right next to the door. I sat in this chair and proceeded to empty my bladder before I went to my bed. My mother looked at me dumbfounded and said "what do you think your doing?" apparently I looked up at her and said (in my most like your stupid voice) "going pee what else!" When I was finished I got up and went to bed.

Yes folks, I was sleep peeing!!! I don't remember any of it and to this day has never been proven to me..lol

DISTURBING

Amber always carries her camera almost everywhere. While walking around a Meijers the other day I walked by this in the sporting goods isle. I looked, I stopped, I laughed and my daughter asked what I was laughing about. I pointed, she started to laugh and took this picture. Not too often that you see a beaver raping a tiger...lol

DON'T FORGET!

EYES

Every now and then my daughter takes a pic that absolutely catches her beauty. Who would not just love eyes like those!

They are such a beautiful blue. In some light they are very intense, and with eyeliner on it just brings them out even more.

We had a great weekend. We visited a park for a picnic, which turned out to be a lovely day there. We played cards, we bought a new game, similar to horseshoes, called Bulls-eye Washer .

Pretty fun if you like horseshoes you will like this game. Frank and I played today and he beat me by a couple points.

Today we went to the city's huge garage sale. We had never been before and it was interesting and nice...Nothing that really caught my eye that i just had to have it. But Amber found 2 more necklaces to add to her collection. One was a stone pig and one metal turtle, she got a great buy for both of them. I saw lots of earrings that i liked, but my husband said you rarely wear earrings so why buy them. I just thought "at least i would have them". But he had a point and I would put them back down. It was just nice to walk around and see a few neighbors checking out the merchandise also. The city here really does alot of nice things for us. In July they will be putting on the free concerts in front of city hall again. I can't wait. I hope they have some good ones again.

Well I'm off to make tuna noodle salad and get back outdoors.

Later!

TMI THURSDAY" YEH I HIT THAT!

AS LILU WOULD SAY:

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, "how many readers can I estrange THIS week??" TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else's!***





When I was 7 or 8 "you know a young dumbass"lol

I used to love riding my bike, I rode my bike everywhere! Well, when I got chance to take a 10 speed for a spin for the first time I took it. See, back in 1977 or 1978 10 speeds were just getting popular. Well I was aloud to take it about 5 houses up and was told to come back. It was a big bike, much bigger than me. I went up the 5 houses and tried to turn it around but was not able to make a successful turn and hit a porch stair very hard!!!! Oh, i forgot to mention that this was a men's 10 speed bike!!!! Ouch...yep, right where it counts!!!

My va-jay-jay swelled twice as big and turned all pretty colors on a still hairless body part. It hurt so bad, to walk to sit, to do anything.

Where does the embarrassing part come in? Thought you would never ask. Well while recovering I had some boys that were friends and I thought we had hidden ourselves well enough to show my "friend" what I had done to myself, you know all the pretty colors. I thought we were alone. Well turns out the neighbor lady looked out and saw me showing my business to this "friend that was a boy". I freaked out and ran home, I was so scared that the lady was going to come to the house and tell on me, that i thought i would beat her to it and told my father what i had done ( he was the only one home at the time). He gave me the usual lecture, don't do it again...etc. etc. etc. It happened 30 years ago...but i remember it like it was yesterday!

p.s. The neighbor never came over and told on me.

HEY EVERYBODY

MY HUSBAND TURNED 43 TODAY!!!! WOOT!

AMAZING SINGER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KpcWEYmpSg&feature=channel_page

This young lady goes to my daughter's school and I think she is an amazing singer. Last year she did an outstanding song from Christina Aguilera called "Hurt", and this year I think she knocked one out of the park with this song. Her name Uribi and I hope that one day I will see her on American Idol or something like it.

CELL PHONE DROWNING

Pretty boring on this side. Work, school, cleaning is about all that's happening over here.

Mom was over for her birthday and my stupid butt did a quick change from uniform to some regular clothes without emptying my shirt pocket. Well while mom and I were at the talent show my awesome husband did a load of laundry. When I got home I was looking for my cell phone and I said "I think I left my cell phone in my work pocket", my husband said "you better not have" . My poor cell phone bit the dust, washed, rinsed, and rinsed again. NICE!! I'm glad I saved my old cell phone, I can use that until I can afford a new one.

Despite all our best efforts it could not be saved. :(

I just looked at the calendar and I can't believe how close it is until school is out. I'm looking forward to the summer. Maybe take the kids on a few lunches to the beach, or whatever floats our boats. :)

Have a great day!

Mom's Birthday

Amber made this love picture for grandma to be greeted with.
























we decorated the door























decorated the archway to my kitchen.

























The cake i made for mom.

don't mind the milk jug full or syringes..lol
























me singing Happy Birthday to my mom.




























Mom really happy to see her 60th birthday!!
























I think she looks happy :)

After dinner and desert we went to Amber's school for a wonderful talent show. I told mom we had dinner and a show, what a fun date :)

I wish I could have done more but finances would not allow it, between the vacation, paying for the new cement the city supplied and having to get a new computer, the funds have run dry!

Thank God she is an understanding mom!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Hope you had a wonderful one! We had a very nice day outside with the bbq's going.

HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY MOM

My mom turns 60 today! whooohooo!!! If anyone knows me, they know that I love my "MOMMY"!!!


She's pretty special to us all!! LOVE YOU MOM!

In 1949, A Gallon of Milk Cost 84 Cents

Harry Truman is president of the US Treaty signed by US, Canada and other countries establishes the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) German Federal Republic (West Germany) is established A communist government is established in mainland China John Belushi, Erik Estrada, and Bruce Springsteen are born New York Yankees win the World Series Philadelphia Eagles win the NFL Championship Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup The Second Sex by Simone de Behavior is published

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

pish-posh

Lot's of Birthdays coming up!
My best friend's oldest is going to be 18 on Wednesday. My mom is going to be 60 on Thursday and my hubby is going to be 43 the 15th of this month!

Things here have just been routine, I like routine, I like quiet. Don't need anything stirring up at this moment.

I got an award at work for perfect attendance for the month of March:) How exciting is that! lol
*yawn* lol

I'm finally off Tuesday and I am doing nothing, today i went to work late so I got to get most of the housework done so my day off will be easy peasy...lol

Went to bingo with my mother on Sunday, she's been able to raise her hand a few times lately. All I can say is that i am very charitable...lol So yeh, my life is pretty boring at the moment. I'm boring myself, so I'm going to bed...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOM AND DAD

Happy 39th Anniversary to my mom and dad!! I know it's not been easy for them, many ups and downs. But they make it work no matter what!

They are the kind of parents that I could talk to about almost anything. They do what they can to help. This is the way i want to parent! I want my kids to be able to talk to me about everything and If I can help I want to be there.

I Love you Mom and Dad!!! May 1st, 1970 was a very good year :)
(only because one month later i was born...lol)

So if you got a moment drop a Happy Anniversary on my mom and dad here!

Here are some random other things that happened in 1970 :)

In 1970, A House Cost $26600

Richard Nixon is president of the US A federal jury finds the "Chicago 7" innocent of conspiring to incite riots during the 1968 Democratic National Convention The lunar spacecraft Apollo 13 splashes down in the Pacific after near catastrophe The first Earth Day is marked by millions of Americans participating in anti-pollution demonstrations At Kent State University, National Guardsmen fire into a crowd killing four student antiwar demonstrators A powerful earthquake claims 50,000 lives in Peru 18 year olds are given the right to vote in federal elections Tidal wave driven by cyclone from Bay of Bengal hits East Pakistan, killing hundreds of thousands An anti-war rally is held at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, attended by John Kerry, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey, Andre Agassi, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Lopez, and Matt Damon are born Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Kansas City Chiefs win Superbowl IV Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup Tearjerker Love Story is the top grossing film I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou is published "The Long and Winding Road" becomes the Beatles' last Number 1 song