As Lilu would say
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, "how many readers can I estrange THIS week??" TMI story about your life. Or hell,bout someone else.
This happened when I was around 9, 10, or 11, I can't remember how old. We lived in a 2 story house back in Hazel Park. One of the bedrooms was on the first floor which we used as a toy room, filled with everything my sister and I would play with, just opposite this room was our bathroom.
Many times instead of walking upstairs to my bedroom to sleep I would just fall asleep on the couch watching T.V. On this one particular night my mom and sister tried to wake me up to take me to my bedroom. (From here it's all hear say, stuff my sister and mom informed me)
Apparently I got up and walked into the playroom where there was a doll chair right next to the door. I sat in this chair and proceeded to empty my bladder before I went to my bed. My mother looked at me dumbfounded and said "what do you think your doing?" apparently I looked up at her and said (in my most like your stupid voice) "going pee what else!" When I was finished I got up and went to bed.
Yes folks, I was sleep peeing!!! I don't remember any of it and to this day has never been proven to me..lol